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Summary ? - I had a fight today at school .
Hmm , Its been a long time since i had one . It started out all like this
You just need to know there is someone in my class named Bryan .

Characteristics =O
Short
Small brain
Small body size
Low IQ
Low EQ
Had been carrying the same red and grey bag for the past 1 year 5 months
Wears a grey spectacle
Socks are high
Black hair
Favourite sentence - " SHUT THE _l_ UP "

Basically thats all i can think of at the moment . =X Forgive me for my bad memory
And so this post might become a real-life drama.
It all began like this .

p/s : i will rename bryan as child or kid for the moment

Ohh , its terrible D: I have been assigned to sit at Bryan's desk for all my examinations
Probably i would take a picture on the condition of bryan's desk and upload it.
So that you would know how miserable i became .
Our chinese paper ended today at 12.45pm +
And so bryan went for his " light tea " and came back to class as there were remedial lessons
He claimed that he wanted his desk back
I was doing my homework and that was when he just shouted at the top of his voice

" LEONARD , GET YOUR _l_-ing BAG OUT OF MY SEAT "

Scary scary -.-
My form teacher said clearly that we were supposed to sit according to register number
Yet that worhtless child was so impulsive
He didnt wait for me to go to his chair and get my bag
That kid just took my bag up , and threw my precious bag onto the floor
No offence , but he had too little strength .
He flung my bag like only 2m ? Thats quite pathetic
My goodness , his actions really blew me up .
Furthermore , my handphone was inside my bag !
Poor handphone , i must sent you to the workshop for repair immediately ! @.@
And thats how it all begain .
I swallowed his insults in the morning and i couldnt take it any longer
I just took a step forward and started to punch him .
Oww , how drama .

There was one scene where he put in hands inside his nostrils and wanted to punch me
And he managed to did it -.-
Ohh thank goodness it was my shirt he stained onto .
Next ,

he saved up alot of saliva
and spit at me when the time was ripe .

COOL ? well , grosteque .
I was lucky that the saliva did not went inside my mouth .
Thats gross , seriously . Saliva to saliva contact , how tasty ! o.o
After that , the monitor and monitress had to come forward and stop both of us .
Enough was enough yeah ?
Trust me , the little kid did not even had sufficient strength to hit me .
Another scene where he hit my face and my spectacle flew away ~

As the saying goes - An eye for an eye , a tooth for a tooth

Read and interpret guys :D Obviously i hit his face and there goes his spectacles :D
Woohoo . How thrilling and exciting .
Oh puh-lease , some applause for me please ? {:
Thats how it ended .
I went to the toilet to wash my face after the showdown .
Damm it ! I could smell bryan's saliva while washing it off -.-
After the match , alot of my friends claimed that i was super scary ~.~
Am i ? No lah :D
Im a kind and gentle boy . Nothing really agitates me excluding today .
I just couldnt take it . My blood boiled , holy cow =.-

A short message for Bryan that little wimp :

Change your attitude please . Seriously , you have no strength yet you wanted to fight with me .
You want me to teach you an idiom ? SURE !

" 不自量力 " That is how i describe you

Pathetic little child , I feel sorry for you . I bet you are regretting it now .
Actually , no you arent . You just feel that you are the king .
Shall i bow down to you ? Make me bryan :D Make me .
If you do not have the capability to do such things , DONT DO IT .
You are just making a set back for you .
And puh-lease , how old are you ? 5 years old i guess .

Your only solution to let other mates pity you -

CRY !

Oh come on , CRY BABY CRY , DONT EVER LOOK BACK . ok ?
Grow up :D Have some sense of maturity . And by the way ,
I am NOT sorry for what i did to you . Not one single bit , bryan .
You should really reflect on yourself .
How arrogant you are . And here comes the best part :
You just love to say " OI , SHUT THE FUCK UP " .
One advice bryan , saying vulgarities kills your cells . So stop it :D
And last but not least , dont make yourself into such a sorrowful and pathetic state .

Do you think by breaking your glasses into a million pieces would make me feel guilty ?
HAHA , think again bryan , think again :D
I have a strong sense of will . I get over such set backs easily .
Find you mama if you aint happy with me . Learn how to accept .
I tried to be " friendly " to you but all you gave me was SHIT .
I made amends to be a better friend , did you ?
I said " hi " to you , and what did you reply me ? " OHH SHUT THE FUCK UP "
Dont push it too far .
I have my limitations . I have been enduring you for the past 1 month .
Ever since you insulted me in whatever way , I just swallowed it all down .

And so if you are still getting this mindset of you are the king - BOW TO ME
You better start getting out of that point of view .
Trust me , your life would be ruined sooner or later .
Thus , i came up with this solution .

1st - Crying is your passion
2nd - Insulting is your obsession
3rd - Being unreasonable is your compulsion

I guess i made all the correct assumptions about you , right ?
Correct me at school if i am wrong :D tyvm
And dont give me all the SHIT reasons you are going to come out with.
And finally a sentence of advice for you


If reasons were as plentiful as

blackberries, I would give no man

a reason upon compulsion :D


TO HELL WITH IT BRYAN ;